Men will be Men

Rajat Upadhyay
2 min readFeb 16, 2021

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Yes, it’s true. Men will be men.

But, why is it so? Because they don’t apply logic before doing something. Some might say that they think with their heart, and we all know that doesn’t make any sense, men are just stupid😂. A few years ago, when I was in 11th standard, I was crazily in love with this girl who looked more or less like the actress of Dhadak. Damn, I still don’t know the name of that actress😕.

Ya! Her name’s Jhanvi Chapoor…. Kapoor!

So, obviously, I told her that she was the one I thought of while listening to Kumar Sanu’s playlist, and even to my surprise, she said yes. But..

Ahh, man! I hate buts. No, I like butts, but I hate buts. Leave it.

She: “yaar ek problem! Muje terse milna to h but mere tuition subah 6 baje hote h.”

Me: “to isme problem kya hah?”

She: “yaar subah sadak pe bahut kutte hote h, dar lgta h mereko.”

Me: “are to mai kya karu, sadak pe jaake kutte bhagauu??”

She: “nahi, but tu mere saath tuition aja”

Me: “are mai science ka hun, aur tu commerce ki, maine kya krna h uss tuition mai”

She: “yaar kisi ko kya hi pata chalega.”

Me: “are but,”

She: “No but. Tu arah h ya nahi?”

Of course, no buts. How did I forget that?

So, did I go the next day? Subah 5 baje, for taking commerce classes? Well, let’s see… Of course, I did! So, there I was at 5.45 am going to commerce classes to save my girlfriend from devil dogs in random streets.

Men will be men! True. But come on, women will be women too😂, I mean the reason she is meeting with me so early in the morning is some dogs.

PS: She is in the south, doing her medical, and I am in the North doing my engineering. Mai Kashmir, tu Kanyakumari! No! We are not together anymore.

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Rajat Upadhyay
Rajat Upadhyay

Written by Rajat Upadhyay

I am a dreamer, except my dreams don't come true.

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