Rasode mai Kaun tha?

Rajat Upadhyay
6 min readSep 2, 2020

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For years, Gopi Bahu has stunned us time and again with her awesome sense of responsibility and savagery. Just like always, she has not failed to amuse us with yet another mystery that has come to become one of the most important questions of the 21st Century.

“Rasode mai Kaun tha??”

This question has been baffling scientists for a few days now, but there seems to be no proper explanation.
I have taken the initiative to solve this mystery making use of ancient manuscripts and basic logical reasoning.

What I found will totally shock you!😂

It seems that Gopi Bahu despite being so sweet and innocent has a dark side that we are all unaware of. Ancient astronomers have always emphasized the fact that time travel may be possible and it is possible for intelligent beings to have made this world for us and deprived us of the advanced technology they use to spy on us.

Remember this guy?

I have concrete evidence to support my claim of Gopi Bahu being an ancient life form or at least a time traveler traveling through millions of years of time-space continuum.

  1. Gopi bahu can heal herself on will!

When she was lying on her death bed in a coma, Aham(her husband) shouts at her in agony and asks her to wake up.

“Band karo ye tamaasha aur utho abhi ke abhi.”

404 NO RESPONSE

“Mai keh raha hu utho”

404 NO RESPONSE

“Maine kaha utha aur mujhe meri green tea do, abhi ke abhi..”

Wakes Up!!!!!!!!!

She just couldn’t ignore the honest and innocent request of green tea by her beloved Aham!

It has been written in ancient manuscripts that people who have total control over their senses(Indriya or limbs) have the ability to change their energies on will. Gopi bahu might be a time traveler from over 4000 years ago.

She can heal herself and her physical and mental problems on her own will!

“Mr. Modi, its a miracle. She is back”.… Ya Ya We know!!😒. Even a swat team cannot kill an Indian serial Bahu!

2. She has the powers of a superhuman.

Got no chills!
Mrs. Bahubali

When this middle-aged angry woman wages a sword in full anger, Gopi Bahu steps up and stops the sword mid-way, through her bare hands, THROUGH HER BARE HANDS!!

A normal human being would not have the courage of doing such a deed. It shows that she belongs to a royal family and possibly maybe a valiant queen who does not fear anyone!

It might be possible that she is from the old times of kings and came to see the 21st century but liked it a lot and decided to stay for a little longer.

3. Kokilabain can talk to gods and put them under pressure!

When Gopi bahu was fighting for her life in the hospital, KokilaBain takes on the responsibility to blame the gods and make them feel bad.
She threatens them with a vow.

“Kasam hah mata parvati ki, kasam hah aapke putr ganesh ki. Meri gopi bahu ko theek kardo”

Itni kasmo ke baad to bhagwan bhi under pressure a gaye honge!
And her strategy works, Gopi Bahu is healed!

During all this reasoning, we forgot that it might also be possible that Kokilabain and Gopi are both aliens who have come to this earth to look after us! It is not possible for just anyone to talk to gods, sworn them of vows, and put them under pressure by making them feel guilty!
Kokilabain and Gopi bahu also don’t get along during the show, this might be because they don’t want people to start doubting them, so they stay across each other.

My next discovery will baffle you all!

4. These people also have such high accuracy masks at their disposal! This shows clearly that they have more advanced technologies than we do!
It might be possible that the Great Pyramids of Giza were built to keep these secrets away from humanity.

5. How can we forget the lessons from “How to clean a laptop 101”

This is not just a coincidence. For a detective like me, it is something more! This shows that Gopi Bahu is unaware of the basic user functions of an electronic gadget!
She clearly has no idea that washing a fu*in laptop will lead to its complete damage and she looks happy doing it!

This again is proof that she is from a time where electronic gadgets were not invented!

And finally using all these points we can find the answer to the most perplexing question of this decade(and century).

“Rasode mai aakhir kar kaun tha, bata do yaar plzzzzzz!!”.😭

We know your reality, don’t act now!!

When you see the episode, you can clearly see that the last time Rasode mai all three women were present and then Gopi and Rashi goes off and Kokila Ji is the only one left.

Although, Gopi bahu claims that she has put some beans into the cooker but when it burst, the cooker was empty.
How could this happen!

There are two possible explanations:
(a) Rashi removed the beans from the cooker voluntarily to hurt Kokilabain, which was clearly shown in the show.
(b) Gopi bahu is a cynical time-traveler that puts up another point that after she filled the cooker with beans, she might have been able to time travel back to the future by distorting space-time and removing the beans when the crew’s camera was not there. In this way, she would have hurt Kokilabain very seriously and due to bad health she may not be able to get out of her bed, and “Almaarih ki Chabbiyan” would have been awarded to Gopi bahu as she was the eldest working women of the house!
As we have already seen, that Indian bahus can go to any extent to get “Almaarih ki Chabbiyan”, so this clearly explains the point of Gopi hurting Kokila.

But why would she want “Almaarih ki Chabbiyan” if she is a time traveler from the time of kings and will have tons of royalties in her own kingdom?😂😂
So, we conclude that we don’t know who was in Rosoda the last time.

Thanks for Reading
Rajat Upadhyay
The author of this post is quieting the mind, so the soul can speak.

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Rajat Upadhyay
Rajat Upadhyay

Written by Rajat Upadhyay

I am a dreamer, except my dreams don't come true.

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